The Department
of Social Scrutiny The Department
of Social Scrutiny
Hooray,
You've Been Fired: Your P45.
Possibly the most useful Indolent Revenue tax form there
is - especially useful for that moment when you've just pissed your job up
a wall by having sex with your line manager's spouse or for eating too many
Post-It™ notes. This is your P45, you've literally earned it.
Application
for Mercy
The Department of Indolent Revenue's flagship Self Assessment
application form, in which all sorts of questions are asked about you and
your dreary, Godforsaken shithole of a world.
Makes an ideal gift for someone you would otherwise hammer to death with a coffee table.
Britain:
What A State
The Department of Social Scrutiny's guide to your entire life in Britain.
Includes all necessary tax and identity card application forms and a full
guide to the British public transport system, as officially sanctioned
by Notwork
Rail.
Plus: New retirement guide "Are You Alright, Dear", handy graduated tea strength colour matching chart and official guidelines for the consumption of cake, biscuits and other snacks served at ambient room temperature.
“Thank God: a book that's both clever and funny.
Deserves a place on the lap of every comedy fan in Britain.” Charlie Brooker
“If you wince at the word 'benchmark', this neat
parody could be
just the thing to cheer you up.” Sunday Telegraph
Magazine
Transitional
Irritation Allowance
Transitional Irritation Allowance was introduced in order
to allow for passing moments of righteous indignation where standard-rate
taxpayers could quite cheerfully chew off their own arms in order to detract
from the miasma of irrational hatred and annoyance that traditionally descends
on them while completing their tax returns.
Motto: Tax doesn't have to be fucking annoying, we just like to make it that way.
Transitional Irritation Allowance
Tax
Evasion Guide: Transitional Hovering Relief - THief.
A detailed leaflet that attempts to explain the rules
behind Transitional Hovering.
Disbursements that may be claimed by anyone who has less than 80% formal contact with the ground or is a donor to a major political party, which amounts, more or less, to the same thing.
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