Can you be bothered or not?
Points to remember- Either George Orwell or Winston Churchill probably said something really important about apathy, but we really can't be bothered to look it up right now.
- Anarchy literally means "spider without legs".
- Apathy is now available as a Degree-level course. To apply, simply pick up the phone and sigh to an operator.
- You will be first with your back against the wall when the revolution comes.
If you've read this far, beyond the bullet points we traditionally use to communicate with imbeciles and ITV sitcom viewers, you might like to flatter yourself that you are not very apathetic at all.
Or, indeed, you have the political sense to know that anarchy always ends in tears. Which is the reason why democracy always starts with a joke.
But how would you - and, more importantly, we - know precisely how half-arsed your thinking is?
Simple. We ask you a series of seemingly unrelated and subtle psychometric questions which are designed to get under your skin without you guessing the outcomes. You answer them. Then just click submit for the result.