Welcome to the Trepanning website.
Trepanning is a village in Cornwall so isolated that it is located a short way
from the outskirts of itself. It does not appear on any official maps - except
its own - and no roads lead in or out of the village. It is an independent village-state
with a population of less than 1,500 and borders built from elliptical quantum
formulae so twisted that they make immigration
not only difficult but also perplexing and unaccountable.
Any further information may turn out to be false. You are advised to treat everything
else with skepticism.
In the meantime, you can download
occasional freebies such as desktop wallpaper for your computer, check out our
links page, find out how
to get in touch with
us to tell us what you think and view a slideshow
of real and fictional locations.