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The A134 on the Suffolk/Essex border is closed because of a broken down Haywain. Police Traffic Incident Officers are recording the scene as a landscape in oils, but are "having trouble with the sky", according to one Constable.
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Channel Tunnel closed today as drainage engineers are called in to clear blockages. Trains have been getting slower for the last few months with services occasionally backed up as far as Ashford International. A CCTV survey of the tunnel has revealed a slight kink, but engineers are confident that pouring in 600,000 kilos of Mr Muscle Drain Foam at the Folkestone inspection cover will remedy the problem.
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Services into Swansea City Centre have been cancelled because nobody wants to go there.
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