Geoffrey Hoon sacked and sacked again, just for fun.

Lest we forget the Minister of the Substandard

Listening to Geoff Hoon on the Today programme this morning, having been sacked from his advisory position in NATO and thrown out of the Labour Party for being caught seeking a 3000 GBP a day job with a lobbying form, he insisted he was "trying to demonstrate my knowledge and experience, background in a particular sector".

Is this the same Geoffrey Hoon?

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