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Big Brother wins contract for Iraqi dispute resolution

Big BrotherBig Brother production company Endemol, has won the UN contract for international dispute resolutions over the next year, it has emerged.

Following last night's Big Brother fights between Emma and Victor and between Nadia and Jason, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan has invited the production company to design houses for the world's troublespots.

"Big Brother really shows us a way forward," said Annan, "and I can't help but wonder what lives we may save by just putting factional leaders in a Big Brother style house in, say, Baghdad and just let them beat the crap out of each other and getting the viewers to vote on who to evict. Obviously, we'll have to put the evictees into some kind of holding cell like the Big Brother Bedsit or have them shot."

Emma, meanwhile, has been sent back to the bedsit to think about what she has done. It may take some time.

Leaked by sources close to: The Parliamentary News Service on June 17, 04 | 11:54 am

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