DoSS takes on Adult Education

The Department of Social Scrutiny takes on its new responsibilities for Adult Education today, with the release of its first Examination Course for the old and stupid.

To mark the occasion, a dummy exam - About Your Willingness To Believe has been released as part of a brand new course that works towards the DoSS Level SAP Certificate Examination. The course rehabilitates the stupid by focussing seriously on personal issues that exacerbate their over-trusting attitude and laughable density.

The complete four year course is due to end in 2008 at a special Graduation Ceremony that will take place under an enormous representation of a gooseberry bush.

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