The new "two-fingered" face of Parliament, unveiled today.
Following his U-Turn on an EU Referendum, Tony Blair is set to make his feelings clear about the world at large, it has emerged.
Unveiling plans for what he called the new "two-fingered" face of Parliament, Blair said "I know I am in the right, it may not be popular, but I believe that it is my duty to do what is correct and the rest of you can just fuck off."
"So it only remains for me to show you the new face of Parliament", said Blair, uncovering the picture (above), which shows two Big Bens, configured in a provocative formation.
"I think it very clearly shows what I think of the British people who are, after all, not me and are therefore wrong", said Blair.
"Thank God: a book that's both clever and funny. Deserves a place on the lap of every comedy fan in Britain." Charlie Brooker
"If you wince at the word 'benchmark', this neat parody could be just the thing to cheer you up." Sunday Telegraph Magazine
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