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Tony Blair's attitude to criticism worsens.

Number Ten unveil the new "two-fingered" face of Parliament.


After U-Turning on an EU Constitution vote and still facing criticism over Iraq, Tony Blair is set to make his feelings clear about the world at large, it has emerged.

Unveiling plans for what he called the new "two-fingered" face of Parliament, Blair said "I know I am in the right, it may not be popular, but I believe that it is my duty to do what is correct and the rest of you can just fuck off."

"So it only remains for me to show you the new face of Parliament", said Blair, uncovering the picture (above), which shows two Big Bens, configured in a provocative formation.

"I think it very clearly shows what I think of the British people who are, after all, not me and are therefore wrong", said Blair.

Leaked by sources close to: The Parliamentary News Service on April 22, 04 | 11:42 am

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