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Arafat hands control of Florida to Cuba.

Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat handed the state of Florida to the Cuban authorities today following Bush's agreement to back Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's West Bank land grab.

Speaking at a press conference this morning, Arafat said it was the only way that freedom and democracy could be ensured for the troubled Middle West. "Florida was very divisive, and there were human rights issues during the last presidential election", said Arafat, "we just think that Cuba has a right to occupy the territory and will do a much better job than the US in ruling the rogue state."

Florida State officials declined to comment.

Leaked by sources close to: Sir Edward Bicycle on April 15, 04 | 8:43 am

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