Sarah Marbeck, the latest woman to link herself with soccer star David Beckham, is to plead for privacy from the front page of the News of the World, it has emerged.
"I just want to get on with my life', says Marbeck in 340-point Grot Condensed from this Sunday's edition, "and me, my agent, my publicist and my media syndication managers are all deeply private people and want to say 'enough is enough'. I was in love with David once, but I'm over him now, I just need to go through the processes of bereavement and documentary filming to move on."
Now Marbeck, who claims to have slept with Beckham twice and engaged in textual intercourse for a year, says she wants to draw a line under the whole affair. "I am not a celebrity seeker and I am surprised how intense the media storm has been over my claims. Especially considering the restrained and low-key reporting that followed Rebecca Loos' claims."
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