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Qaeda deputy's tape calls for more US influence in the world.

After facing imminent capture by coalition forces on the frontier of Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden's right-hand man, Ayman al-Zawahri, has released a defiant video tape calling for more American-style freedom throughout the world.

Released through Al Jazeera TV, the new tape is a passionate cry for more fast-food chains, Hollywood glamour and the pointless quest for celebrity. The tape also includes a desperate plea for more stage productions of the hit musical Grease in the Islamic world.

The video ends with a selection of al-Zawahri's home movie bloopers, and a slickly-produced iMovie audition for the forthcoming series of Stars In Their Eyes and not Pop Idol as previously reported by Reuters.

Zawahri will be appearing as Roger Whittaker.

Leaked by sources close to: Sir Edward Bicycle on March 26, 04 | 1:13 am

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