Money and finance
The Department of Social Scrutiny has unveiled the second part of its thorough investigation into your financial circumstances - Your Money and Your Life.
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See also Part One of Your Money and Your Life
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Latest financial news
The Yen made a marked recovery this morning after spending the night in hospital following a fight with the Dollar.
London Stock Exchange closed from Lunchtime for picnic on trading floor.
Long Term Outlook
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Your Money and Your Life - Part 2 [Read more]
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Freedom From Your Money [Read more]
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