Money and finance
The Department of Social Scrutiny has unveiled the second part of its thorough investigation into your financial circumstances - Your Money and Your Life.
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See also Part One of Your Money and Your Life
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Latest financial news
Sterling rose as the Dollar lost at Top Trumps with the Euro after Germany turned out to have a higher balance of trade deficit than Colorado and France trumped Ohio on "Cigarette Consumption".
Shares fell sharply in Baba Pibbly Bluechip after their Annual Report concluded that they would "never amount to anything if they didn't apply themselves to PE".
Short term: Excellent. Long Term: Fantastic. Medium Term: Very, very bad indeed.
Do you have a horrifying tale of mean-spirited paper-pushing bureaucracy at the hands of a company, council or government department? We'd like to hear about it. [Tell us more]
Your Money and Your Life - Part 2 [Read more]
Your Money and Your Life. [Read more]
Government Replaces Incapacity with Imbecility Benefit [Read more]
Transitional Irritation Allowance - updated. [Read more]
How to make money in Britain. [Read more]
Situations Vacant. [Read more]
Tax Office: Your application for mercy [Read more]
Freedom From Your Money [Read more]
Congratulations! [Read more]