Peril Level Alert advice in light of Global Alarm Attitude

New DoSS Guide: New Labour, New Pregnancy

HMRC Security Breach: What You Can Do to Protect Yourself From Us

In the light of the recent security breach at Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC), The Department of Social Scrutiny (DoSS) has issued the following statement on the subject of Identity Theft (IT) on behalf of The Government. This statement contains vital advice and the answers to a number...

Announcing the Little Black Book of Red Tape

It will probably come as a surprise to you, but most of the stuff on this site is fictional - I know, I know - it might all seem real, but...

Rules of the Moment: 16-17. Horses.

16. Safety first.
You can�t trust a horse. Though beloved of pre-teenage girls, horses and ponies are dense, irrational animals that, like the front page of the Daily Mail, oscillate wildly between the negative states of anger and fright. (Their...

This is Not the Highway Code.

"The Highway Code", Britain's best selling non-fiction book, is 75 years old and, like any senior citizen, it has strong opinions, talks a lot about death and is widely ignored. So wave bye-bye to The Highway Code and enter The Myway Code, the wayward offspring of the original that puts...

The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 115. Parking Meters

Our deluded colleagues at the VDLA have decided to rewrite the Highway Code after 75 years. From now on, The Highway Code becomes The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as these Waterstone's and

Smoke signals to other road users

Countdown markers, showing the distance to the start of the junction�s slip road. Each diagonal cigarette represents approximately one full, deeply satisfying drag

According toThe Myway Code, smoking is naughty and wrong and unspeakably filthy. Some drivers, however, find those three...

The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 97-98. Box Junctions

The VDLA, in its 'wisdom', has decided to rewrite the Highway Code after 75 years - in line with the rules commonly encountered on the nation's roads today. From now on, The Highway Code becomes The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as these Waterstone's and...

Rule of the Moment: 24. Herding Cattle at Night.

Guest Content from our "colleagues" at The Myway Code.

After 75 years, the VDLA has decided to rewrite the Highway Code in line with the rules commonly encountered on the nation's roads. From now on, it will be known as The Myway Code and will be available from all good bookshops as well as this...

Myway Code Replaces the Highway Code

We interrupt this oppressive website for an announcement from our "colleagues" at the VDLA.

It�s time to familiarise yourself with the real rules of the road

After 75 years, the VDLA has decided to rewrite the Highway Code in line with the rules commonly encountered on the nation's roads. From now on, it will be known...

The End of the Line.

After I had been job hunting a little while, I decided I needed to sign on until I got a job. I went to the Jobcentre and talked to a lady who told me I would need to make an appointment.

'Can I make an appointment then?' 'No, you will have to phone to make an appointment' OK. 'So if I phone where will it go through to' 'Here,' the Jobcentre lady said. 'So why can't I just make an appointment with you...

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Peril Level Alert advice in light of Global Alarm Attitude

New DoSS Guide: New Labour, New Pregnancy

HMRC Security Breach: What You Can Do to Protect Yourself From Us

Announcing the Little Black Book of Red Tape

Rules of the Moment: 16-17. Horses.

This is Not the Highway Code.

The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 115. Parking Meters

Smoke signals to other road users

The Myway Code Rule of the Moment: 97-98. Box Junctions

Rule of the Moment: 24. Herding Cattle at Night.

Myway Code Replaces the Highway Code

The End of the Line.