The first in a series of information guides.
"Thank God: a book that's both clever and funny. Deserves a place on the lap of every comedy fan in Britain." Charlie Brooker
"If you wince at the word 'benchmark', this neat parody could be just the thing to cheer you up." Sunday Telegraph Magazine
Food safety fears expressed over "Fishish Fingers".
Government launches tea leaflet in case of emergencies.
How to eat cake, introductory notes.
Notes on tea drinking (continued).
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