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Identity Cards: Part 3 - Biometric data.

This is the third part of the Government's campaign of ID card application form.

Your Biometric Data - 810m37r1c5 incorporates new scientific technology to facilitate paper-based Iris Recognition and DNA collection.

Claimants downloading the PDF and GIF versions may need to add Biometrics Plug-ins to their browsing software and purchase a new enzyme-catalysis print cartridge.

The form features a night-vision Office Use panel with integrated CCTV monitoring.


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