The Department of Social Scrutiny's guide to your entire life in Britain. Includes all necessary tax and identity card application forms and a full guide to the British public transport system, as officially sanctioned by Notwork Rail.
Plus: New retirement guide "Are You Alright, Dear", handy graduated tea strength colour matching chart and official guidelines for the consumption of cake, biscuits and other snacks served at ambient room temperature.
"Thank God: a book that's both clever and funny.
Deserves a place on the lap of every comedy fan in Britain." Charlie Brooker
"If you wince at the word 'benchmark', this neat parody could be just the thing to cheer you up." Sunday Telegraph Magazine
Bus Service Information
New road sign definitions published
Notwork Rail publish emergency rail and tube map
OffRail - The New Railway Regulators.
The Notwork Rail guide to your railway station.
Tube strike fears eased by emergency map
Updated Travel Advice for Mars, as Beagle Inquiry Concludes
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