The Department
of Social Scrutiny The Department
of Social Scrutiny
Introductory notes on Tea
Notes on Drinking Tea
Biscuits
Britain: What A State
The Department of Social Scrutiny's guide to your entire life in Britain.
Includes all necessary tax and identity card application forms and a full
guide to the British public transport system, as officially sanctioned
by Notwork
Rail.
Plus: New retirement guide "Are You Alright, Dear", handy graduated tea strength colour matching chart and official guidelines for the consumption of cake, biscuits and other snacks served at ambient room temperature.
"Thank God: a book that's both clever and funny.
Deserves a place on the lap of every comedy fan in Britain." Charlie Brooker
"If you wince at the word 'benchmark', this neat parody could be just the thing to cheer you up." Sunday Telegraph Magazine
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Government launches tea leaflet in case of emergencies.
Leaflet tackles thorny issues of etiquette
Notes on tea drinking (continued).
The All-new Anti-Digestive Biscuit
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