Scientists say that runaway Longshore Drift could dislodge Northern England and Scotland when the land formed butts up against the north coast of East Anglia and has nowhere else to go.
The dislodged landmass could knock the Outer Hebrides sideways and spin Ireland on its axis.
Structural geologists will have to tie the banks of the Humber River together and tighten up the Humber Road Bridge to keep Northern England from tearing off altogether.
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