The Department of Social Scrutiny

“ your statutory rights are non-effective ”

Ethical values - what you must tell the Government.

The Government steps up its campaign of ID card rollout this morning, when it republishes Part 2 of its application form. The first form - About You - D05513r - was released a fortnight ago.

The new work - About Your Ethical Standpoint - 37h1c5 carries on the themes of matter-of-fact claimant oppression explored in the first volume, but now adds psychometric auditing and IF/NOT WHY/NOT error loops to field equations in a number of tick boxes. Improved stealth question technology means virtual transparency to the applicant, with the only side-effect reported as being a medium-to-heavy "hammering" sensation in the base of the brain.

The form also features a tightly guarded Office Use Only panel with an integrated play area for officials.


Posted by: The Parliamentary News Service on August 16, 04 | 9:00 am |

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